Friday, August 19, 2005

Conversation #11

  • SleepyBonesJack (1:46:32 PM): whoop-sicle
  • danhobbes (1:51:07 PM): you gott it.m=
  • danhobbes (1:51:12 PM): ill bannannannaa split you.
  • danhobbes (1:53:14 PM): why is the 80's coming back.
  • danhobbes (1:54:02 PM): current emo/rock/warpedtour bands=80's bands
  • danhobbes (1:54:46 PM): hey ass
  • SleepyBonesJack (1:57:07 PM): i'm here, sorry
  • SleepyBonesJack (1:57:29 PM): i don't know why the 80's is coming back.... everything now is all new-wave-y
  • SleepyBonesJack (1:57:33 PM): synths and shit
  • SleepyBonesJack (1:57:37 PM): whoop
  • danhobbes (1:57:47 PM): no. not whoop.
  • SleepyBonesJack (1:57:51 PM): right
  • danhobbes (1:57:55 PM): take action.
  • danhobbes (1:58:09 PM): i refuse to stand idle while the 80's comes back.
  • SleepyBonesJack (1:58:12 PM): i dont know, there is one band thats totally 80s sounding thats not bad, though i dont remember their name
  • danhobbes (1:58:24 PM): i dont give a shit.
  • SleepyBonesJack (1:58:26 PM): the bravery, thats who it is... not bad...
  • SleepyBonesJack (1:58:50 PM): dan, this anger doesn't suit you, you should really be a nihilist
  • danhobbes (1:59:13 PM): coheed and camel-toe-bria, bravery, chemical romance...
  • danhobbes (1:59:19 PM): all can go to hell.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:00:19 PM): wow.
  • danhobbes (2:00:20 PM): we dont need their over dramatic videos and swooping guitar spinny moves or their high ass helium voices.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:00:35 PM): no
  • danhobbes (2:00:39 PM): if i want 80's music (which i dont) i would listen to 80's music.
  • danhobbes (2:00:52 PM): not new wanna be 80's music
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:00:52 PM): yeah
  • danhobbes (2:00:58 PM): effing fs
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:01:18 PM): correct... and i see the volcano of redick has erupted...
  • danhobbes (2:01:21 PM): why do they wear eye liner? when did that become cool?
  • danhobbes (2:01:28 PM): for men.
  • danhobbes (2:02:03 PM): but then all the girls that follow the little crowd are all "im to indy, i dont wear make up" ...while the guys got that shit caked on
  • danhobbes (2:02:11 PM): where is this world going.
  • danhobbes (2:02:32 PM): it doesnt even make sense.
  • danhobbes (2:03:55 PM): "dood, like, warped tour is like punk rock summer camp"
  • danhobbes (2:03:57 PM): yeah.
  • danhobbes (2:03:59 PM): it is.
  • danhobbes (2:04:07 PM): minus the punk rock bands
  • danhobbes (2:04:36 PM): these guys are all a lot like the sex pistols and rancid.
  • danhobbes (2:04:45 PM): so punk i cant even handle it.
  • danhobbes (2:04:59 PM): dood. hand me my nose ring
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:04:59 PM): hold on... i gotta catch up on this
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:06:52 PM): redick dan. redick.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:07:09 PM): what brought your sudden on-slaught of hatred on?
  • danhobbes (2:07:36 PM): fuse tv and mtv 2
  • danhobbes (2:07:51 PM): i watched about 40 minutes of it and then went straight to the emergency room
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:08:17 PM): dear god, that'll do it
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:10:24 PM): i'm starting to think everything is a throwback... i'm getting really jaded
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:11:04 PM): and i guess you can compare any band to someone in the past if you really want though... but that doesn't mean theres not some good stuff out there still, i suppose
  • danhobbes (2:11:30 PM): yeah. well.
  • danhobbes (2:11:50 PM): i dont even know.
  • danhobbes (2:11:52 PM): its bullshit.
  • danhobbes (2:11:57 PM): fall out boy.
  • danhobbes (2:12:04 PM): another horrible excuse for a band
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:12:10 PM): yeah
  • danhobbes (2:12:14 PM): get that S out of my face
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:12:43 PM): but all those bands sound more like the shit i was listening to in high school than 80s bands... but i suppose the stuff i listened to in high school sounded like _________ you know
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:12:51 PM): with some exceptions
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:13:53 PM): at least all those bands are slightly more creative than any christian band out there... there is nothing new/creative/exciting in christian music... i now have verified that
  • danhobbes (2:15:07 PM): uh.
  • danhobbes (2:15:11 PM): ick.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:17:27 PM): right
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:17:50 PM): whoop-sy-daisy
  • danhobbes (2:17:54 PM): i suppose.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:18:03 PM): no, don't suppose. know.
  • danhobbes (2:18:06 PM): i want you to want me, paul
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:18:16 PM): i want you to want jesus
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:18:21 PM): that should be a christian song
  • danhobbes (2:18:29 PM): good call.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:18:38 PM): completely derivative and redick
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:18:42 PM): effing a
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:19:13 PM): we should totally make a website for a fake christian band and just make up redick song titles and cd titles and shit...
  • danhobbes (2:19:28 PM): okay
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:21:18 PM): i want you to want jesus, god type thing (instead of sex type thing), what doesn't love go to do with it
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:21:43 PM): what doesn't love GOT to do with it
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:22:03 PM): jesus was a babe
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:22:31 PM): i lift your light high from the mountain tops, old glory
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:23:16 PM): Lighten Your Door
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:24:00 PM): it's god's perogative
  • danhobbes (2:24:04 PM): like a rolling christian.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:24:09 PM): this is pure gold here
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:24:21 PM): Rolling Thunder Rejoice
  • danhobbes (2:24:39 PM): it takes a god to laugh, it takes devil to cry.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:25:25 PM): sympathy for the savior
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:26:01 PM): (p.s. i think this might all be a little blasphemous, but god totally has a sense of humor, and hates shitty christian music, i bet)
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:26:21 PM): take away my ball and sin
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:27:16 PM): dude, the fake band could totally be 80's wanna-be, and called Devil Can't Dance (like Dead Can't Dance)
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:27:57 PM): oh, i guess the band was called Dead Can Dance... whoop
  • danhobbes (2:28:21 PM): whoop is correct.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:28:40 PM): or it could just be called Cr4zYG0dLov3rz
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:28:50 PM): extreme
  • danhobbes (2:29:00 PM): totally.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:29:57 PM): toastally
  • danhobbes (2:30:25 PM): have you heard of Madeleine Peyroux
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:30:32 PM): "sinner's ain't nothing but ho's and tricks"
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:30:35 PM): no, i haven't
  • danhobbes (2:30:39 PM): k.
  • danhobbes (2:30:41 PM): never mind
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:30:48 PM): why?
  • danhobbes (2:31:13 PM): trying to figure out who told me about her
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:31:19 PM): dude... why the fuck didn't we think of this before... ultimate christian band name...
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:31:25 PM): Rage Against The Sin Machine
  • danhobbes (2:31:30 PM): totally.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:31:33 PM): or Rage For The Machine
  • danhobbes (2:31:33 PM): thats cash me.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:31:52 PM): i bet that is cash you.
  • danhobbes (2:32:08 PM): i dont know what you mean by that, but sweet
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:32:55 PM): you said "thats cash me."
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:33:04 PM): so i said, "i bet that is cash you."
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:33:24 PM): or, more clearly "i bet thats cash you."
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:33:40 PM): i dont really know what any of this means
  • danhobbes (2:34:04 PM): im just gonna let you talk, man
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:34:53 PM): ok
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:34:59 PM): thats cash me.
  • danhobbes (2:35:57 PM): where they dissapear to.
  • danhobbes (2:36:10 PM): you gotta get online some night so i can send you some tunes
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:36:31 PM): yeah, totally...
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:36:34 PM): give me a call some night
  • danhobbes (2:36:58 PM): stuck inside a mobile with my memphis bible study again..
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:37:27 PM): totally
  • danhobbes (2:37:49 PM): jesus christ approximately
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:39:35 PM): to be young (is to be glad, is to be righteous)
  • danhobbes (2:41:27 PM): brb.
  • SleepyBonesJack (2:47:59 PM): brb
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:09:09 PM): whoop, i'm back
  • danhobbes (3:11:14 PM): hola
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:11:21 PM): ho-la
  • danhobbes (3:11:26 PM): true enough
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:11:40 PM): yep
  • danhobbes (3:11:42 PM): things should start to get interesting righ about now
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:12:02 PM): yeah?
  • danhobbes (3:12:08 PM): yes
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:12:34 PM): how do you mean?
  • danhobbes (3:13:01 PM): its a dylan line
  • danhobbes (3:13:03 PM): thats all
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:13:22 PM): i know that... i just thought you might have a reason
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:14:30 PM): so you ready to house party like its 1999?
  • danhobbes (3:15:13 PM): yeah.
  • danhobbes (3:15:21 PM): are you coming?
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:16:01 PM): i don't know, maybe... my parents are coming up in the morning... so we'll either 1. go out tonight 2. come up there tonight 3. stay in tonight 4. come up there tomorrow night
  • danhobbes (3:16:17 PM): well okay.
  • danhobbes (3:16:23 PM): as long as i see you this weekend.
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:16:36 PM): oh, i'm planning on it, sweet cheeks
  • danhobbes (3:18:02 PM): yes.
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:19:02 PM): hey, next time you see a hippie, punch em in the throat... its fun
  • danhobbes (3:19:09 PM): okay.
  • danhobbes (3:19:13 PM): consider it done.
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:19:38 PM): i can't be held responsible for whatever may happen as a result of you doing what i say you should, though
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:20:20 PM): but if that hippie is gorski, totally give him a hicky on his adams apple
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:20:41 PM): you guys did date in highschool after all
  • danhobbes (3:20:49 PM): true enough
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:21:55 PM): the next time you're hanging out with a bunch of people, look for a rabbit... if you see one, run after it yelling, "I said, can I borrow a cigarette"
  • danhobbes (3:25:28 PM): paul, you have lost it.
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:25:55 PM): whoop
  • danhobbes (3:29:28 PM): so i have been really digging this sufjan stevens stuff
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:29:41 PM): yeah, i've only heard a little, but its good
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:30:28 PM): it's weird he was in the Danielson Famile
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:30:34 PM): i never really got that group
  • danhobbes (3:30:40 PM): nope
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:31:23 PM): have you heard the new beck cd?
  • danhobbes (3:33:43 PM): no
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:33:57 PM): its pretty sweet
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:33:59 PM): guero
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:38:31 PM): like a fly on a rhinos butt hair
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:38:50 PM): that doesn't have much of anything to do with anything
  • danhobbes (3:40:32 PM): nope
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:40:39 PM): sweet
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:40:45 PM): brb
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:51:41 PM): backstreets back
  • danhobbes (3:52:08 PM): alright
  • SleepyBonesJack (3:57:22 PM): yep
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:25:21 PM): where is this party at tonight anyways, if we do come?
  • danhobbes (4:27:25 PM): by stucs pizza
  • danhobbes (4:27:33 PM): there is a map on our website
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:28:03 PM): cool...
  • danhobbes (4:28:23 PM): you bet
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:30:31 PM): i do bet.
  • danhobbes (4:31:09 PM): i know.
  • danhobbes (4:31:15 PM): we gotta do some poker again sometime
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:32:10 PM): totally...
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:32:36 PM): unfortunately for me, if its gonna be late, it has to be on a weekend night... but we'll figure it out
  • danhobbes (4:35:26 PM): i understand.
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:36:09 PM): dude, in like 2 weeks i think, the drive in theater in freedom (i think) is having charlie and the chocolate factory and dukes of hazzard double feature
  • danhobbes (4:36:35 PM): nice
  • danhobbes (4:36:40 PM): by the butter roles
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:36:46 PM): ?
  • danhobbes (4:39:35 PM): you said it man.
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:39:48 PM): k
  • danhobbes (4:39:51 PM): man this is gonna be a really long post on the blog.
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:40:17 PM): whoopsydaisy
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:40:25 PM): thats the second time that will appear in the post
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:40:28 PM): holla
  • danhobbes (4:40:32 PM): HI MIKE
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:40:46 PM): HI MIKE
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:40:59 PM): i think we should instate a rule that only mike gets shout outs
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:41:08 PM): so that its unfair for everyone
  • danhobbes (4:41:35 PM): fair enough
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:42:42 PM): ok
  • danhobbes (4:42:51 PM): sure
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:43:24 PM): man, i could go for some mixed nuts right now... i like the cashews quite a bit
  • danhobbes (4:44:00 PM): do what you gotta do.
  • danhobbes (4:44:12 PM): if worse comes to worse you can read a book about them
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:44:20 PM): you said it man
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:44:25 PM): i suppose i could
  • danhobbes (4:44:38 PM): you totally could.
  • danhobbes (4:44:38 PM): should
  • danhobbes (4:44:40 PM): would.
  • danhobbes (4:44:44 PM): bould
  • danhobbes (4:44:46 PM): rould
  • danhobbes (4:44:50 PM): stood
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:44:50 PM): aould
  • danhobbes (4:44:54 PM): tould
  • danhobbes (4:44:58 PM): zould
  • danhobbes (4:45:06 PM): this is out of redick
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:45:10 PM): now your just talking crazy talk
  • danhobbes (4:45:34 PM): we have been talking about nothing for about 3 hours now
  • danhobbes (4:45:51 PM): im leaving.
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:45:56 PM): yep... and now i'm going to listen to ignition (remix) for the rest of the day at work, just that
  • danhobbes (4:46:22 PM): man. that sounds to sweet.
  • danhobbes (4:46:25 PM): bye
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:46:37 PM): bye
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:46:56 PM): toot toot
  • SleepyBonesJack (4:47:00 PM): beep beep

2 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

you know what's my favorite part of this whole long post is that it ends with "toot toot" "beep beep"

6:22 AM  
Blogger Michael and Tessa said...

SleepyBonesJack (3:21:55 PM): the next time you're hanging out with a bunch of people, look for a rabbit... if you see one, run after it yelling, "I said, can I borrow a cigarette"

This is my favorite line. I will definitely try this sometime. You guys are freaking hilarious.

7:00 PM  

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