Conversation #1

• SleepyBonesJack: yoho
• danhobbes: hollaaa
• SleepyBonesJack: right
• danhobbes: yep
• danhobbes: im changin' the look of my blog
• SleepyBonesJack: sweet
• danhobbes: damn straight
• danhobbes: and listening to the jayhawks
• SleepyBonesJack: congrats grad
• danhobbes: i can take a hint
• SleepyBonesJack: what hint is that?
• danhobbes: i dont know.
• danhobbes: i can take it.
• danhobbes: doesnt mean i did.
• SleepyBonesJack: oh, right
• danhobbes: what you doing tonight?
• SleepyBonesJack: got a hair cut appointment... put some oil in the car, go shopping for my dad's birthday present, cleaning the apartment, cleaning my car, and doing apartment manager shit
• danhobbes: dumpster diving
• SleepyBonesJack: hopefully not
• danhobbes: what if someone wrote "cardboard" on a bunch of car tires and then put them in the cardboard dumpster
• danhobbes: that would be quite a predicament
• SleepyBonesJack: then i'd have to take them out of the cardboard dumpster because they would be car tires with the word cardboard on them
• SleepyBonesJack: dick-o-rama
• danhobbes: i need to start a blog that is just our day to day IM conversations
• danhobbes: yesterdays would have been priceless
• SleepyBonesJack: you could.... and i could start one too... then it would be doubley priceless
• danhobbes: shit yeah.
• SleepyBonesJack: i think most of our conversations, blog, phone, or in person are pretty funny... like abbott and costello
• SleepyBonesJack: or some shit
• danhobbes: we could join the same blog together and people could read the same thing and just our screen names would be different colors. m
• danhobbes: totally funny.
• SleepyBonesJack: that would be great
• danhobbes: because the make little to no sense
• SleepyBonesJack: right
• SleepyBonesJack: scrabblethon
• danhobbes: CT is in milwaukee tonight.
• danhobbes: i should go dowm there and get free shit
• SleepyBonesJack: hot shit... you going?
• danhobbes: probably not...i just saw they were down there right now
• SleepyBonesJack: oh, sweet
• SleepyBonesJack: you should totally walk there
• danhobbes: thats true except for im not gonna
• SleepyBonesJack: walking's good exercise
• danhobbes: not walking to milwaukee.
• SleepyBonesJack: dan, you'd be ripped like Brad Pitt by the time you got there
• danhobbes: its not milWALKee
• SleepyBonesJack: i think that's the actual Native American spelling
• danhobbes: we dont need to bring cory into this.
• danhobbes: i think milwaukee is where dead ewoks go
• SleepyBonesJack: oh, yeah, you're right
• danhobbes: thats why the whole city is a forest.
• danhobbes: hey on aug 19th you have to come up here and go to this party we are playing at.
• danhobbes: i found your cowbell BTW
• danhobbes: now i just need to find the cow
• danhobbes: where did you go.
• danhobbes: are you with the cow
• danhobbes: bessy.
• danhobbes: (thats the cow)
• danhobbes: named her bessy because her milk helps make the best butter ever tasted by man or beast.
• danhobbes: paul this is getting silly
• danhobbes: also...why is there no link to my blog on your blog? are you foxing me?
• SleepyBonesJack: whoop, sorry, the screen wasn't flashing, so i didnt know you were IMing me, there's no link cause I haven't updated them since you started up dating again, and no i am not foxing you
• SleepyBonesJack: i gotta go though, sorry, might be back in a bit
• SleepyBonesJack: whoop, i'm back
• SleepyBonesJack: linked to your blog now, beeotch
• SleepyBonesJack: are you foxing me?
• SleepyBonesJack signed off at 3:55:27 PM.
• SleepyBonesJack signed on at 4:39:54 PM.
• danhobbes: oh shnapp
• SleepyBonesJack: oh shnizzy
• danhobbes: pick a number one through i foxed you
• SleepyBonesJack: 6?
• SleepyBonesJack: is it 6?
• danhobbes: oh
• SleepyBonesJack: damn, i turned that around on you
• danhobbes: you foxed me for a second time today.
• SleepyBonesJack: just call me... Foxy Lady
• danhobbes: did you read all that about the party, the cowbell, the cow, etc...
• SleepyBonesJack: um, i read that i should come to the party, and i said i might depending on brians party, and then asked you if there was a reason you said i should come to the party, then i saw that you found my cowbell BTW, but now you needed to find the cow
• danhobbes: yeah. that party is just going to be a lot of fun.
• SleepyBonesJack: cool
• danhobbes: yeah.
• danhobbes: so. come and bring the bessy.
• danhobbes: ill bring the bell to rockford (pending me rembering)
• SleepyBonesJack: ok, maybe if we're not in rockford probably
• SleepyBonesJack: sweet thanks
• danhobbes: you get off soon?
• SleepyBonesJack: 5
• SleepyBonesJack: dude i just got the best deal/screwing music clubs....
• SleepyBonesJack: columbia house was bought by bmg...
• SleepyBonesJack: (i was, until a minute ago a columbia house member for like three years)
• danhobbes: yeah.
• danhobbes: so what is the deal?>
• SleepyBonesJack: so, anyways, they sent out a thing saying "we're closing, you don't have to buy any more cds, but you should join bmg"
• danhobbes: dood. your like a duck in a pond with all the bread you can eat.
• SleepyBonesJack: now, understand, i hadn't bought any of my 6 cds i was supposed to buy, which with them, that would probably be $150 with shipping and shit, so i just cancelled... and didnt have to buy any of my cds, and i got 12 for free three years ago
• danhobbes: you foxed them
• SleepyBonesJack: i, indeed, foxed them
• danhobbes: yes
• danhobbes: thats what i like to read.
• SleepyBonesJack: plus i only had like three months left to buy my 6 cds, or else they would just charge me for them... so, haha, columbia house/bmg... i foxed you, bitches
• danhobbes: you are correct.
• danhobbes: correct is correct
• SleepyBonesJack: correct is indeed correct
• danhobbes: truth is true
• danhobbes: i started the blog./
• SleepyBonesJack: and with that, i am going to start shutting down my computer, packing up my shit, and leaving a few minutes early
• SleepyBonesJack: did you really?
• danhobbes: yes.
• SleepyBonesJack: nice
• danhobbes: but it wont show up till i publish something. ill hit you up with a link later
• danhobbes: im gonna publish this
• danhobbes: talk to you later
• SleepyBonesJack: ok
• SleepyBonesJack: piece
• danhobbes: of pie
• SleepyBonesJack: napple
• danhobbes: from concertrate
• SleepyBonesJack: 2shae
• SleepyBonesJack: later
• danhobbes: dios mio
• SleepyBonesJack signed off at 4:55:12 PM.